What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:02

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
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Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
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Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Live and Let Die